SEASON ONE EPISODE SYNOPSES
EPISODE 1
Scarlett's Fortune from Africa
Scarlett May Blossom, an 18-year-old trailer park beauty, believes the spam emails she receives promising her free money, but perhaps they aren't spam after all? Her quest launches her on a daring, mischievous and sassy adventure.
EPISODE 2
Scarlett is Summoned by the Law
Scarlett is served a summons to testify before a grand jury in Washington D.C. in a case against a phony preacher child molester, but she has no money to get there. Her interest in the handsome summons server is interrupted by a nearby trailer blowing up.
EPISODE 3
Scarlett Almost Learns to Drive
Scarlett flirts with the Fire Chief who provides money for her bus trip to Washington. The pizza delivery boy unsuccessfully tries to teach Scarlett to drive, and an accident Scarlett attempts to cover it up gets the attention of Sheriff Peabody.
EPISODE 4
Scarlett vs. the Sheriff
The pizza delivery boy delights in Scarlett's sweet charms. Sheriff Peabody steals the Fire Chief's Viagra, delaying the Chief's plan for a tryst with Scarlett. The Sheriff finds a witness to Scarlett's hit-and-run incident and threatens to arrest her.
EPISODE 5
Scarlett's Escape from Alabama
Scarlett attempts to blackmail Sheriff Peabody over his visits to a house of ill repute, to prevent him from arresting her and putting her in jail. Dr. Bandalar tries to convince Scarlett to come to Africa to get her millions of "free" Internet money.
EPISODE 6
Scarlett Dazzles Washington, D.C.
Scarlett arrives in Washington to testify, and she tries to seduce FBI agent Cole, who is a member of a secret society that believes in total chastity. Holger, a German secret agent for Interpol, warns Scarlett that Africans from Bogatoga may abduct her.
EPISODE 7
Scarlett Pleads the Fifth
Harassed at the grand jury testimony, Scarlett pleads the 5th Amendment and at a lunch break escapes from the hearing. A meddlesome taxi driver takes her to the bus station so she can head back to Alabama, but abductors nab her and fly her to Bogatoga, Africa as part of a CIA revolution plot.
EPISODE 8
The Queen of Bogatoga
Dr. Maghu & Holger convince Scarlett to agree to become the 50th wife of King Bagha of Bogatoga, to help the CIA with a plot to overthrow the king's dictatorship. She is promised millions if she keeps the king alive to be captured during the revolution.
EPISODE 9
Scarlett Takes London by Storm
Fleeing from revolution in Bogatoga, Africa, Scarlett lands in London the final day she is eligible to claim her winnings in the British sweepstakes. Her email award certificate is torn, and she must convince the sweepstakes office to accept her claim.